Testimonials
"Catnippr understands how much you can learn about people from their cats. Or if they even have a cat. I mean, is someone even a lesbian if they don't have a cat?"
"I dated a girl for 2 weeks, and when we tried to move in together, it was a complete cat-astrophe! Our cats hated each other; it destroyed us. Forget feelings-- it's all about FELINES! Love someone all you want, but if your cats aren't going to get along, consider your relationship already ruined. Thanks to catnippr, I never have to make that mistake again..."
"I hate my girlfriend, but her cat is the cutest and makes for really great instagram pictures. Thanks, catnippr!"